...which superhero are you... Your results: You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 95% Superman 75% Batman 60% The Flash 60% Hulk 55% Green Lantern 50% Robin 47% Iron Man 45% Catwoman 35% Supergirl 32% Wonder Woman 22% You are intelligent, witty, a bit geeky and have great power and responsibility. ">> http://www.seabreezecomputers.com/superhero"> Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test yeah~! i always wanted to be spider-man.. but i'd be a bigger, fatter version of him.. hahah.. probably snap the webs as i tried to swing too.. hahaha

13.6.06 06:05 Permalink / 2 Comments / comment

...similar minds test... Well... I feel like i've neglected my so called garden... so I went and found me a personality test to complete... hahah, the results are quite funny... I'd say about 80% accurate :P Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||||||||||||| 53% Stability |||||||||||| 46% Orderliness |||||| 30% Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 63% Interdependence |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Intellectual |||||||||||| 50% Mystical |||||||||| 36% Artistic |||||||||||||||| 70% Religious |||| 16% Hedonism |||||| 23% Materialism |||||||||||||||| 70% Narcissism |||||| 23% Adventurousness |||||||||||| 50% Work ethic || 10% Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43% Conflict seeking |||||||||| 36% Need to dominate |||||| 30% Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Avoidant |||| 16% Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 70% Wealth |||||||||| 36% Dependency |||||||||||||||| 70% Change averse |||||||||||| 43% Cautiousness |||||||||| 36% Individuality |||||||||||| 43% Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 70% Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Physical security |||||||||||||||| 70% Physical Fitness |||||| 30% Histrionic |||||| 23% Paranoia |||||||||| 36% Vanity |||||| 30% Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||| 56% Female cliche |||||||||| 36% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test personality tests by similarminds.com   Stability results were medium which suggests you are moderately relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic. Orderliness results were low which suggests you are overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense too often of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment. Extraversion results were medium which suggests you are moderately talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting. trait snapshot: messy, disorganized, not rule conscious, rebellious, rash, weird, ambivalent about chaos, likes bizarre things, anti-authority, not good at saving money, not a perfectionist, leaves many things unfinished, low self control, strange, desires more attention, romantic daydreamer, abstract, impractical, unproductive, leisurely, likes the unknown Have a go... see for yourself...   "Likes bizarre things"!!! hahaha!! "strange"!! hahaha!! if the link's not there then click here *edit: it's around 126 questions!!!! be prepared to take aaaages!! (^_^)" you have been warned (~_^)

17.5.06 09:21 Permalink / comment

...pronounciation... Learn Chinese in 5 Minutesfficeffice" /> (Must Read Out Loud)   1.            That’s not right =   Sum Ting Wong   2.            Are you harbouring a fugitive =  Hu Yu Hai Ding   3.            See me ASAP =  Kum Hia   4.            Stupid Man =  Dum Fuk   5.            Small Horse  =  Tai Ni Po Ni   6.            Did you go to the beach =  Wai Yu So Tan   7.            I bumped the coffee table =  Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni   8.             I think you need a face lift  =   Chin Tu Fat   9.            It’s very dark in here  =  Wai So Dim   10.       I thought you were on a diet  =  Wai Yu Mun Ching   11.       This is a tow away zone =  No Pah King   12.       Our meeting is scheduled for next week  =  Wai Yu Kum Nao   13.        Staying out of sight  =  Lei Ying Lo   14.       He’s cleaning his automobile  =  Wa Shing Ka   15.       Your body odour is offensive =  Yu Stin Ki Pu   16.       Great =  Fa Kin Su Pah ....sometimes, racist jokes are pretty funny... not all... but some.... (and nobody can say I'm being racist as I'm chinese, and if I can enjoy it, so can you....)

7.11.05 12:49 Permalink / comment

...fake or genuine... Spot the fake smile This was pretty funky... I'm pleased to say that if you fake smile around me, I'll know it... ^_^ mwahahah... I got 18 out of 20, which I'm pretty proud of...  in a sad pathetic no life kind of way, hahahha

14.10.05 17:58 Permalink / 2 Comments / comment

...a quiz type thing... ok, so I've not really been updating etc, and this is a bit of a cop out, but nobody really reads this anyhow, so yeah...  I got this in an email and this was my responses.... exciting...   Friends, Welcome to the new edition of getting to know your friends. Okay, here's what you're supposed to do, and try not to be lame and spoil the fun! Just copy (not forward) this entire e-mail and paste into a new e-mail that you can send. Change all the answers so that they apply to you. Then send this to a whole bunch of people you know, INCLUDING the person that sent it to you. Some of you may get this several times that means you have lots of friends. It is American so use common sense when it refers to American states (county) etc. 1. What is your occupation? Full time bum, until further notice. 2. What colour is your underwear? They were white, but the turtle head poking through may have altered that somewhat 3. What are you listening to right now? A song that has a lot of "oh oh's" in it... and no, it's not porn. 4. What was the last thing you ate? A Mars a day helps you work rest and play. 5. Do you wish on stars? If I could get to one, maybe I would. 6. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? yellow.  like the flowers in my hair.... uh... i mean, like my pee... or something else.. i dunno 7. How is the weather right now? sunny and hot.  but I think the sun's starting to set now, so maybe dark and hot in a bit... 8. Last person you spoke to on the phone? The Devil.  9. Do you like the person who sent this to you? yeah, I guess, when he's not going commando and telling the world about it. 10. How old are you today? 24 years, 8months, 25 days, 4 hours, 2 minutes and 51seconds... and feeling every second of it.... 11. Favorite drink? Orange Juice... 12. Favorite sport to watch? Football 13. Have you ever dyed your hair? Yeah, back in the good ole days when I actually had hair. 14. Do you wear contacts or glasses? glasses.  why? you got a problem with that?? arse. 17. Favorite food? Food.  Don't ask me to choose what's my favourite.  It's like asking an anteater what kind of ants it likes. 18. What was the last movie you watched? Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children 19 Favorite day of the year? they're all the same to me...  20. What do you do to vent anger?  punch walls and then hop about like a twat because punching walls, hurt. 21. Fall or spring? What I don't understand is that out of the four seasons, the fool who started this only chose two??  muppet.  I actually like Autumn....  22. Hugs or kisses? kisses, though it depends on who you're kissing... yeah, you all know what I'm talking about.... 23. Cherry or Blueberry? cherry.... mmmm... cherry.... 24. Do you want your friends to email you back?  whatever.  It's up to them. 25. Who is most likely to respond? Have no idea, but Stuart was spot on 26. Who is least likely to respond? Could be anyone really... 27. Living arrangements?  up on the 10th floor of some swanky estate with my cousin and her family. 28. When was the last time you cried?  I honestly don't remember... 29. What is on the floor of your closet?  the closet floor...  ooh, actually, my pillows. and various pieces of clothing. 30. Who is the friend you have had the longest? and that I still talk to, Paul. 31. What did you do last night?  Swang through the city of New York, boshing criminals and sticking to walls.... oh wait... no, that was Spider-man.... 32. What inspires you?  beauty, tragedy and .... other stuff. 33. What are you afraid of?  Fairy Aromatic washing up liquid.  oh, and heights. 34. Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers?  All.  I'm a glutton. 35. Favorite car? Mini Cooper S red with white roof.  preferably with a tonked up engine, sports wheels and spotlights on the front... vroom.... 36. Favorite dog breed?  St Me... uh, St Bernard.  Chow Chow (I think they're called that) 37. Number of keys on your key ring? 1, only the essentials.... 38. How many years at your current job? on and off, about 2years.... 39. Favorite day of the week?  Public holidays 40. How many states have you lived in? 3.  Though realistically, since I'm not in mrc and therefore don't live in states, this should be zero... yeah, ok, whatever floats your boat....

14.10.05 09:50 Permalink / 1 Comment / comment

...aggression leads to the dark side... This was from the interesting online handwriting analyser that I went on today.... (I have left my little comments/observations in brackets) Handwriting Sample Details Size: Moderately Large Sample Ink Colour: Blue Writing Implement: Fountain Pen Paper Type: Plain Personality Chart   Independence Assertiveness Submissiveness Perfectionism Ambition Aggression Extraversion Worldliness   (I'm aggressive?? really?? I never saw that coming...) Personality Description To begin the analysis, the first aspect of the handwriting to consider is the flow. Some handwriting is rigid and taut, as if the forward movement of the pen has been restrained, while other script has great flow, fluency and vitality. This handwriting adopts the middle line between these two extremes. The subject has carefully maintained a style which achieves a middle ground between complete freedom and total control. This reflects a desire to avoid extremes, and it is also likely to reveal itself in other aspects of his life. He may tend to adopt either a controlled and conformist attitude or, equally, may choose to follow a freer, less conformist lifestyle. Which course is adopted will very much depend on the circumstances at the time, and is never likely to be as extreme as would be found in individuals with fully restrained or released script. Thus, the subject is flexible and adaptable to the demands of a particular situation in a way that other types of writers would find almost impossible.  (woo hoo!!! just goes to show how liberal I am... hahaha ^_^ ) The pressure used throughout the script is average in intensity, indicating that the subject is able to maintain a balance between too much activity and too great a degree of lethargy. (though, in my opinion, I think I tend to lean toward lethargy more... mwah) As a result, he lacks the intense drive and enthusiasm shown by writers with heavy pressure, but will be equally tolerant of inactivity in those who use a lower pressure in their script. He will be good at working methodically at the more routine tasks. The subject has a signature that is smaller than 77% of the population (oh the shame!), and as a result has a lower opinion of himself (OH the shame!!) than the average signer and prefers to avoid the limelight. Even in a position of power he is unlikely to seek acclaim and attention. He is somewhat more modest than a writer with a bigger signature and can more readily accept criticism. (this I find true....   heheh ) The signature is written quite illegibly indicating some sense of superiority (KNEEL BEFORE BMUMBLE!!! bwahahahah!!! ....I don't feel superior though...). Writers who scrawl their signature are saying that the reader of the document should know who they are, without having to actually be able to read the words (hahahah!! yeah, damn right!! hahah). He is also conveying the impression that he is working at high speed under pressure, and this is all of his valuable time that he can spend on the issue. Although small, the signature is underlined. The subject is attempting to draw some attention to himself and probably feels that he is unable to do so in any other way. Not wishing to make his presence felt in a more immediate or direct way, he is using the embellishment as a form of compensation. Thus, underlining a small signature can be seen as a sign of struggling confidence. (oh crap... not only am a failure of an attention seeker, but I have struggling confidence.... I feel so impotent... ) The underlining embellishment is also a mark of enthusiasm and exuberance (but isn't that like a polar opposite of what was just said??). There are a few signs of aggression throughout the handwriting, which indicate a mildly aggressive personality. (I AM NOT AGGRESSIVE!!!! arrrggghhh!!!) Any aggression shown will usually be verbal attacks rather than physical assaults, relying on his intellectual skills to bombard his victim with mockery, sarcasm and cruel jokes (ok, so on the basis of that comment, I guess I am aggressive...). A number of artful simplifications in the handwriting show that the subject has an above average intelligence. He will be able to tackle a more intellectually demanding career than the average person. (wooooo hoooo!!! I'm intelligent!!! hahah   A subtle variation in pressure throughout the script indicates the possibility that the subject may be a little more over-anxious than normal and more prone to emotional upsets. (what?? no! you're lying.... *sob*   Several sudden sharp pressure increases in the writing also indicate some instability, nervousness and a quick temper (I'll have you know that I'm quite a patient person! The cheek of some people... really...). The writer is probably more likely to fly off the handle than the average person, and may become hostile and aggressive when frustrated (ok... so maybe it's true.... is it my fault??). This is backed up by a mild to moderate aggression score, as already discussed earlier in this profile. There are a few indications in the handwriting that, at the time of writing, the subject was suffering from mild stress (...um... no I weren't...). This may be temporary, for example if he was upset, tired, or working against a deadline. However, the subject may be living at an unacceptable level of stress, one which is beginning to affect his physical well being. These are warning signs in the handwriting, and indicate that the subject should pause and reflect on those aspects of his lifestyle which may be causing long-term difficulties. He should try to reduce them whenever possible, relax more frequently, check his diet, and perhaps take more exercise. Stress can be beneficial, but if allowed to get out of control, it may prove a hazard to mental and physical health. (...but... but I'm not stressed.... not until I read this paragraph....)   ...so, yeah... that's apparantly me, according to my handwriting.... or at least, my own judgement of my handwriting....   if you actually read it all, I congratulate you on having so much time and patience to read all this garbage... and give it a go yourself, it's enlightening....  especially if it gets most of your traits down quite well.... it did for me...

1.5.05 06:47 Permalink / comment

...an email.... I received this as an email and thought it quite funny, so I'm sticking it here.... Deer Sir, I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting. I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person,  Pepole really seam to respond to me well. I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited. I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.  My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth, I can start imeditely.  Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. . hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.     Sinseerly,   Peggy May Starlings PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb. Employer's response:...... Dear Peggy May, It's OK honey, we've got spell checkfficeffice" />

28.4.05 14:09 Permalink / 3 Comments / comment

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